I get to have a quiet New Years with my husband and one of the members of Thrill Kill Kult and her husband and I’m just like #blessed

My #husband is pretty #gothgoth #prettyman #goth I feel like #gothboy is no longer applicable, we’re fully grown goth adults with a goth mortgage and a goth 401k (aka: a bunch of bats 🦇 in a jar)

Photoshoot from the other day

Dramatic wind blown and #goth as fuck #gothgoth #gothgirl #makeup #nature #bustybabe #plasticfantastic #plasticsurgery

Out shooting photos with @mmbakhtin #goth #mustang #gothic #makeup #busty #bustybabe #gothgirl #gothgoth

“Right Libertarians” can’t be real goths

Because they can’t be real anythings because their ideology is paradoxical cause right wing ideology and freedom are inherently incompatible making them entirely imaginary, pass it on.

The dudes in the current band clearly remember being the best looking dudes in the scene like a decade back, depressingly they’ve mostly kept their position.

This goth night features:
Woman in a cape that makes me viscerally sad
Man in a utilikilt as tradition dictates
3 ladies doing it right
Innumerable dudes not even trying
Hoop dancing to the worst ebm
Bad top hat dude
And randomly a bunch of our non goth commie friends

Why aren’t there ever “you’re in a rush, 10 minute makeup” tutorials for goths or other weirdos, all of them seem to be intended for people who wear a lot of beige

D paints his nails black

Which combined with the wedding band on his hand, makes me think “Goth boy? No I am a goth man, a responsible goth adult, if you will.”