#halloweenmakeup #brideoffrankenstein #brideoffrankensteinmakeup #halloween

Should I be St. Agatha for Halloween or the Bride of Frankenstein? Is saint Agatha only going to be funny to me?

My Future Kid: Mommy I want to be a police officer for Halloween.
Me: But sweetie you were a pig last year

Anarcho-Halloweenism

My Future Kid: Mommy I want to be a police officer for Halloween.
Me: Why don’t you pick something a little less scary like… oh IDK a ladybug or Satan himself or the inevitability of death?

#halloween #glindathegoodwitch

#halloween #wickedwitchofthewest

Glinda endorses prison abolition

Dear heterosexuals, please stop dressing your children as famous couples. How the fuck do you not see this is fucking creepy?

For Halloween My Spouse And I

Are going as Glinda and The Wicked Witch Of The West