What do dudes more than twice my age think they will accomplish by trying to flirt with me in a group for HP Lovecraft fans? Why is this necessary? Why can’t I just say things about monsters? Why is it necessary to post endless photos of scantily clad women with octopus tattoos?

Why?

Fuck it, now I’ll post some photos of scantily clad men with octopus/kraken/cthulhu tats.

All the beefcake/octopus they can stand.  Surf and turf here we go.