The Dragon Cave Makes Song Lyrics

This egg is hidden in the trees.
This egg shines like a diamond.
This egg shines in the moonlight.

Also one of my subs can finally stop putting goddamned sharpies up his ass because I finally convinced him to buy an actual goddamned anal plug

I Feel Like One Of The Niteflirt Skills I Have

Is taking “endurance” calls. 8 hours, 11 hours, I can fucking do that shit.

The original meme was

Drastically misusing dialectics

The dog ate my homework (actually the dog fell asleep on a piece of paper and it got stuck to his face because he’s drooly)

Men were invented in the 1960s as a way to sell hand soap.

Other names dragon names: “the gardening section” “Yiggy Pop” “Ol’ Slimey” “Extended Guitar Solo” and “Raquel Welch”

…so I’ve been naming dragons after noted communist theorists on a digital pet website, but they’ve figured out what I’m up to and now they won’t let me name a dragon Maknho.

They let me get away with Vladimira Krasnaya and Gramsci though so obviously they must be tankies.

Though I also managed to slip Guy Debord and Adorno in there…

I’m pretty as a picture, specifically that picture of Putin riding a bear