You’re about as believable as Donnie Osmond claiming to be “a little bit Rock n’ Roll”

Goddess of Discord? No, no you misheard me, I’m the Goddess of *Discourse*

Articles on healthy alternatives to incense:

A bunch of suggestions that mostly smell like sugary garbage
The word toxins
A warning to burn incense (if you must burn incense) only in well-ventilated areas not understanding the purpose of incense
Absolutely zero things that replace the smokey sexy incensey magic of actual incense.

I Explain Who Tennessee Williams Is

Someone else: I got the gist of the joke I just don’t know who Tennessee Williams is.
Me: He was a gay southern playwright who would hire rough trade dock workers to fuck/beat him up, they would frequently just beat him up and steal his wallet. His plays are awesome (even the heavily censored, significantly less gay movies from the 50s BASED on his plays are awesome, because he was so awesome)

Me: *spends two paragraphs on describing auto repair in a text based erotic roleplay where that is no one’s fetish, does not drive, has never repaired a car*
Me: …good.

Immediately after making that post I googled the Omegaverse

I regret it exactly as much as I expected I would.

You Know I’ve Chosen Not To Understand The Omegaverse

and I think my life is probably better for it.

My fetish is being hoist by my own petard.

Who wore it best?

Reasons Why There Must Be At Least One God Who Is A Gross 14 Year Old Boy Who Listens To Cannibal Corpse (If you believe in intelligent design)

That fungus that turns ants into zombies
Botfly
Pouyannian mimicry in plants (where plants look like female bugs so that male bugs try to fuck them and thus pollenate them)
Almost all carnivorous plants
Menstruation
Dust mites and their fucked up traumatic insemination thing
Dung beetles