While trying to pop some packing material I created something terrible

One Of My Straight Edge Comrades

Who’s been edge since he was like 16 hits the O’Doul’s when he’s stressed… and I just find that really amusing.

I ordered 1 lb of rocks off the internet. It arrives today.

‪Me seeking out maternal figures: ooooh you look emotionally distant and impossible to please ‬

You know how dirt is sometimes called “earth” on earth, does that mean mars dirt is called mars?

See how charming and entertaining I am. Like, and subscribe and shit, I want my watcher demographics to be not mostly old dudes

Me: I would say I’m more Marxian than strictly Marxist
Also me: wears a “Marx” nameplate necklace 24/7

Two genders? In my day we only had one gender, and it was made of gravel and sticks and you had to wait a week before getting a turn with it.

Diamonds Are A Pearl’s Best Friend

Gems grow cold as pearls grow old

and we all lose our charms in the end

But square-cut or pear-shaped
These rocks don’t lose their shape
Diamonds are a pearl’s best friend

Tiffany’s
Cartier
Black Starr
Frost Gorham
Talk to me Harry Winston
Tell me all about it

…I need to work on this concept

and if seeing part of a boob short circuits your brain to the point where you can’t actually think about what someone is saying or treat them with the most basic forms of human decency? You’re on a par with a fucking poorly trained dog when it comes to self-control.