You Know, I Remember Getting Drunk For The First Time

and how suddenly every pair of underwear I’d ever seen floating in a toilet tank, every random pair of shoes left in a weird ass place, every random clump of fake hair, in short every inexplicable occurrence I had ever observed in a public washroom could be attributed to alcohol

Q: What’s got money but no class?
A: Nothing. You can’t abolish class without abolishing currency.

Because Mao Tsetung is the baddest motherfucker on the planet

Eldridge Cleaver in response to Bob Avakian asking why he had a poster of Mao on his wall.
Oh RCP you’re so much fun

I’m #notlikeothergirls for starters I’m over two thousand years old and my chilling screams are a portent of violent death

So an office work themed porn blog followed me.

I think I responded very well

Dude… dude they’re called SUPERhumans… HOW DID YOU MISS THIS?

Kuranosuke understands the deradicalizing nature of electoral politics. Is this sex-marxism? Probably.

Class war

Ass war.

I don’t actually know what an ass war is, it sounded good at the time. I’m sorry. I have so many regrets.

I Wish I Had Someone

To read this manga allowed to me… and grapes to decadently eat while that occurred. That’d be real living.

For when you want to show your dedication to punishing your partner