Censor: Your highness, you weren’t worried about the anti-tyranny message in Mad Max: Fury Road
Me: No, that movie was awesome.
Censor: *scribbles something* okay, good, good… and now I couldn’t quite make out what you wanted done with The Hobbit Movies.
Me: *sigh* it’s not hard, I just want the entire thing reshot but instead of whatever the story they were trying to tell, just have it be that elf king, the other good looking elves, and the two sexy dwarves in the nud taking steam baths, and stretching coquettishly… a trilogy, yeah, about as long as they originally planned
Tag: humor
Looking through my old love messages
Me:I’m pretty sure if we were brains in jars we’d have some pretty hot sex anyway
and you know how I like mind fuck
D:
We’d mess those jars up sooooo bad
Me: The mad scientist would be like “Man there is brain fluid EVERYWHERE… what have you brains been doing”
I’m not like other girls, actually no
I’m exactly like other girls
Because we’re all clones.
Girls stands for genetically identical robo laser soldier.
How did you miss this?
The Fact That Slovenia’s Most Notable Cultural Exports Are:
- Slavoj Žižek
- Laibach
Makes me wonder if Slovenia overall is just kind of… like that, you know what I mean? Is the entire country made entirely out of ideology?
One day I’m going to be one of the popular tumblr communists
Actually what counts? Maybe I already am.
Dressing Is Like Afternoon Tea
In that is an activity that should never be rushed and must not ever be attempted before noon if one hopes to do it properly.
The nature of tumblr:
Person 1: I don’t like avocados, I find them too greasy
Person 2: I’m here to tell you that I personally love avocados and think that their level of greasiness is perfect! How dare you say no one likes avocados!
Person 3: Did the *~*~*~*~*~*~*fruit council*~*~*~*~*~*~* come together and decide avocados were too greasy? How did I miss this? What kind of anti-avocado hate monger are you?
Person 1:”I” statements aren’t meant to be read as universal truths?
you remind me a lot of emilie autumn
Hopefully this is because I’m sparkly and have weird hair, and not because I’m always having people argue over whether or not my family is still alive
That said her fandom drama may be one of my top 5 forms of entertainment (I’m not even particularly a fan, I just love the drama).
I’ve often wished to be the Emilie Autumn of standup comedy, cause like if Russell Brand is the rockstar of stand up comedy does that mean I can be upset gothy chick in over the top costumes of stand up comedy?
That’s me, always asking the tough questions.
you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse.
I’m pretty sure mine say “Married, probably a monster”
When chefs strike, dishes are best served cold
When full service sex workers strike, they’re not going to take it.
When construction workers strike, they’ve been building up to it
When fruit pickers strike we have no bananas today
When truckers strike, it’s a no go
When actors strike it’s not a comedy or a tragedy
When data entry workers strike– error no data
When dominatrices strike, no goddesses, no mistresses.
When butchers strike, where’s the beef?
When plumbers strike, they’re sick of this shit.
When bandaid manufacturers strike, they bring on the scabs
When bakers strike, they rise up
When retail workers strike, no sale
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 