My style of dominance vacillates between “sweet and lovely and basically a therapist” and “Rick Sanchez but a dominatrix”

“Just stick your dick in a jar of jalapenos, not for any reason, I’m just telling you to do whatever comes to mind that might be painful”

I wish I had my own fandom

so my ridiculous jokes about my own characters would land.

Cause like: 

My character Kai being like: “Demons get too bad of a rep, people are like ‘aghhhh demon scary!’ when I’ve done literally nothing to deserve this?  I’m so sweet and nice.” and his boyfriend looking at him like “….” and Kai being like “Yes, right, I’ve done one thing to deserve this”