Local communist saves man from drowning.

I’m not joking, my husband just actually did that.

Alright Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up

What my husband wants on his headstone (we frequently discuss how we want to be disposed of after death just like in a light-hearted way, IDK man)

Husband and dog moments before the dog stepped on my husband’s vital organs #pitbull #pibble #pitbullsarelapdogs #husband #marriage #mancandy

My #husband is pretty #gothgoth #prettyman #goth I feel like #gothboy is no longer applicable, we’re fully grown goth adults with a goth mortgage and a goth 401k (aka: a bunch of bats 🦇 in a jar)

I really really love my husband

He’s just like such a good person, and he’s such a kickass cook and an amazing artist, and he’s really nice to our dog and I just think he’s awesome and I felt like I should tell you.

#husband is getting #swole thanks to the adolescent #pitbull with bad leash manners #workout

D’s getting a hip V

and I’m like “ humana humana” plus walking the dog has his arms like… and yeah… like I like my dudes skinny… but GAWD skinny cut is hot.

We can’t stop here, it’s trot country

my husband (a semi-trot)

My husband spotting his phone: Ah, there’s the hateful rectangle.

Kickass #chickenparm by my amazing #husband