
#husband #makeup #mancandy

#husband #makeup #mancandy

“Your #husband is a lucky man” “nah buddy, you don’t understand what he sleeps next to” #nomakeup #hairinrollers
Me: You’re so uncompromising [about movie choices, he hates everything on netflix]
D: I am, that’s why I settled on you
Me: Damn, you’re good.
Me: babe, we’ve been together for like 3 years and yr still a handsome motherfucker
D: and you’re still– well actually you’re hotter now so um go you
He ended up having an indepth conversation about hair dye with one of the dancers.
I made him Portuguese sweet bread French toast and bacon and a pot of assam for breakfast (later I’m making him a strawberry cheesecake for birthday cake) and got him Laibach tickets for May (in New York, we’re going for two days, and doing a bunch of museums too). Also while making his birthday breakfast I realized what birthday breakfast making means in terms of how you feel about someone, and then I felt really really loved.
Not to toot my own horn, but I’m pretty sure I’m wifing to my greatest potential right now.
Don’t date non-feminists, they’re all either Sarah Palin, Margaret Thatcher, or Michelle Bachman, unless it’s because of feminism’s history of racism and transmisogyny, then it’s okay