IDK I thought you might in some way benefit from having this image of Orko in your lives.

CBT

Cognitive behavioral therapy

Cock and ball torture

Cognitive behavioral torture

Cock behavioral torture

Cognitive ball therapy

Cock and Ball therapy

Cognitive ball torture

Cock behavioral therapy

What is marriage?

Marriage is a lifetime commitment

Marriage is patience and understanding and lasting love

Marriage is a sacred vow

Marriage is tenderness and trust

Marriage is an increasingly complex geometric form

Marriage is the incomprehensible vastness of time

Marriage is squelching noises and erotic terror

Marriage is Kate Winslet in a film about making the film Titanic

Marriage is the wealth of nations and a small shoe

Marriage is a vision of distant fog veiled plains.

Marriage is chaos.

Marriage is hot cocoa on a winter day

Marriage is someone to take care of you when you’re sick.

Marriage is an electrical storm on a mountain range.

And maybe I’m this barbie doll

partially because I can’t give women I love the validation of “this is my boyfriend, here is a man who is adequate at performing manhood saying I am a valid and valuable woman” so instead I’ve turned myself into the stereotype of the trophy girl… because maybe somehow that’d help?