CLOVE! Allow me to elaborate: Clovity clove clovey mother fuckin’ clove and some more clove. This is the most awesome clovey fragrance of all time it’s like you were buried in a truckload of pomanders and came out with clove super powers.

If this is the elephant in the room I want to talk about it, heck I want to talk *to* it, because this elephant smells delish.