Liberalism

Makes me so very very tired.

Why are you like this? Why is the world like this? Why can’t anyone behave themselves for five minutes?

Every time my husband finds a tick on the dog: Found a capitalist!
Tick: Um, I’m a blood creator.

There has to be a place between “everything Marx ever did was bad and useless” and “The DPRK is actually existing socialism despite being essentially a hereditary monarchy”

Also wtf is it with leftists and the whole “if you accept any ideas from a given theorist, you must accept ALL ideas from the given theorist”

Also like once upon a time I was one of those people who was really dismissive of theory

And then I started reading theory and like… it gave me so many incredible and nuanced ways to describe my situation and the world around me, and gave me so many frameworks for analyzing situations and what not… that I can only say… read theory, and like I know academic language is dense and a pain in the ass sometimes, but like, once you get through the layer of dense academic language it’s like reading the secrets the bourgeoisie have been trying to keep from you all your life.

If I don’t understand Marx, his ideas must be wrong… also I refuse to read Marx.

People who exhaust me

A Bunch Of Communists

Sitting around a table, drinking mead and smoking Cuban cigars and discussing Goetic magic… I think we managed to tick almost all the “scaring fundies” boxes

I love how on the far left there are political ramifications to who you invite to a birthday party and not just like friend group politics but politics politics

Sometimes I Wish I Were Rich As Fuck

But then I remember that I couldn’t enjoy it because I’ve seen how the system that creates that type of immense personal wealth grinds people down, I wouldn’t be able to forget friends unable to afford food, I wouldn’t be able to forget the pain and exhaustion of people dear to me, the death toll of the inhuman capitalist machine.

Then I wish that I was rich as fuck so I could fund the revolution.

Left and right?

I think you mean left and wrong, buddy.