I went from owning one highlighter to owning like 7

in like 30 days.

…I do not have a problem. You have a problem. Fuck you.

@lalacosmeticsshop @paintfxcosmetics a bunch of my etsy orders came today #highlighter #creameyeshadow #makeup

Dear Etsy Highlighter Makers

Please stop using SO much isopropyl myristate and coconut oil in your pressed highlighters, they’re wicked comedogenic and I have good skin but like ya’ll are breaking me the fuck out.

…like no? My current roster of compulsive behaviors is like… good?

Also like does anyone actually go “Y’ know what, alcoholism just isn’t cutting it… but what else is there to be addicted to… hmm I think I’ll make a pros and cons list for the possible candidates”