Had a creepy feeling walking out to the store tonight, had to call D and get him to come get me before I’d go near the dark street I’d have to go through to get home.

D came and got me. I am genuinely terrified of men walking alone at night. I think that flasher affected me more than I thought (also that one sub who recognized me on the street). On the other hand, it’s nice knowing my spouse would beat a man to death if needed to protect me (I would extend the same favor)

“Your husband is a lucky man”

Is one of the worst compliments ever, at least I think so, like it feels like it’s denying that I had anything to do with it, like they’re telling a really nice china cabinet “WOW your owner is lucky to have scored you at antique mall!”

Ew.

Relationships Are Kinda Like Going Out To Eat

Like you know what? Going out to eat if there’s not a place you actually want to go is kinda pointless, why go out to eat if there’s no place good? If you’re tired or whatever maybe just order take out, why go sit in the restaurant if you’re already tired.

Don’t be in relationships for the sake of being in a relationship or married, your default state should not be “I want to get married” even if you’re into the whole marriage dealy, it should be “I want to get married if I meet someone I want to marry’

Just like you rarely “just want to go out to eat” you want to go out if there’s somewhere you want to go.

My Spouse Is Beautiful and Perfect

Just wanted to remind everyone of what a hottie I am married to.

D’s Always Telling Me I’m An Anarchist

But I think I’m basically a Marxist with like left unity tendencies.

#marriageamirite?

D’s A Really Good Kisser

Like an “Oh my god I’m going to melt” kind of a kisser.

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I’m really into my spouse.

Weird Thing About Marriage

One partner always ends up eventually being in charge of buying the other ones socks and underwear. I’m pretty sure there are no exceptions to this rule.

You don’t know how you start, but one day you buy them socks and then they forget how to buy socks and expect new ones to just start appearing as the old ones age.

Like “marriage is just a piece of paper” you think that, but no, it changes things, it causes all sorts of weird inexplicable crap that you don’t understand how or why it does that but it just does.

That said, overall, it ain’t bad.

D gyrates in his sleep, it would be hilarious if I weren’t chronically exhausted due to his nocturnal booty popping