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NICKNAME: Madeira
GENDER: Ehhhhh stuff
HEIGHT: 5′7
HOGWARTS HOUSE: hufflepuff
FAVOURITE COLOUR: Red
TIME RIGHT NOW:  6:20 AM
AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 9 but never at sensible times
LAST THING I GOOGLED:  microshorts
NUMBER OF BLANKETS I SLEEP UNDER: 3 (two comforters and a little blankie around my shoulders
FAVOURITE ARTIST / BAND: Hanoi Rocks
DREAM JOB: Setting up the post revolutionary cosmetics collective
WHAT I’M WEARING RIGHT NOW: Stockings, girdle, black dress, the coat I haven’t taken off yet.
WHEN DID YOU CREATE THIS BLOG: 2010

CURRENT NUMBER OF FOLLOWERS: 2,800ish
WHAT DO YOU POST ABOUT: communism, communist history, perfume, jokes, feminism, beauty products, my massive fake boobs, weird music I like and an endless series of selfies
WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO GET A TUMBLR: Vintage lesbian porn
DO YOU GET ASKS ON A DAILY BASIS: Like every other day
WHY DID YOU CHOOSE YOUR URL: Because it was a series of words that sounded glam rock as fuuuck 

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