Even if I were single, insist on tryin’ it on with me?
Tag: men
Ever Notice How Men Are Like
Man: It’s so stupid that feminists claim to feel threatened by men, I can’t imagine what they have to be scared o– ooh wait a second my teenage daughter is within 10 feet of a boy.
Man: *shrieking, brandishing bludgeon* YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY!
Men behave way worse and are way more condescending to me as a blond
Bright side:
1. It’s easier to put one over on em’ when they underestimate your intelligence
2. The looks on their faces when you don’t just lay back take their shit like the docile lil thing they expect you to be
Men could be so pretty if they stopped being so intentionally ugly.
#whydoyoualldresslikepotatoes?
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 