My dog ate a fucking tampon. He pooped it out… that’s how I know. I don’t know how he got it, but somehow that little fucker managed to and god I’m just so… I’m not mad or even disappointed… I’m unsurprised by both his disgusting choices and demoniac ingenuity and very very tired.

I just want my period to come.

I am bloated and hungry and sad.

Please just let me bleed ffs.

pesmenos:

why is there such a stigma against wearing pads? like why is it that people who wear tampons are seen as ‘strong’ and ‘cool’? y’all know that someone people can’t wear them bc it hurts them or that they just don’t like them? stop making it seem like people who wear pads are childish and weak compared to those who wear tampons

So wait… is it not normal to use both? Cause I need both. Also tampons hurting is a sign of vaginismus and I feel like people should be aware of that.

Why are “left wing” fascists like period shits?

Both are red and brown and a fucking mess.

(Cause brown shirts, get it?)

Why does my womb hurt?

I feel crampy but it’s not that time

Me Constantly To Myself:

Don’t cry, no DO NOT cry. Seriously, not right now. You don’t even have a good reason to cry. Do NOT cry. Why do you even want to cry? Stop it.

Oh yup definitely pmsing

There’s that ol’ hot wings with ranch dressing while masturbating feeling again

The communists are in the funhouse again

I wish that euphemism were as fun as it sounds

Okay but what’s up with women who don’t have waste baskets in their bathrooms

lark-in-ink:

thepeacockangel:

Who are distinctly of age to menstruate, and are definitely in the physical condition to do so. Like what the fuck are you doing with your supplies when you’re done with them? Where do your bloody tampons go?

I… wash my menstrual cup out and put it away until next month?? The sponge I use for work gets soaked in hydrogen peroxide and then put back in the drawer in between uses?

Follow up question: when I come to visit what do I do with my bloody tampons

Okay but what’s up with women who don’t have waste baskets in their bathrooms

Who are distinctly of age to menstruate, and are definitely in the physical condition to do so. Like what the fuck are you doing with your supplies when you’re done with them? Where do your bloody tampons go?