What is a Yankee?
If you ask a non American they’ll say “an American”
If you ask a southerner they’ll say “a northerner”
If you ask a northerner they’ll say “someone from New England”
If you ask someone from New England they’ll say “someone from Maine”
If you ask someone from Maine they’ll say “someone who eats pie for breakfast”
If you ask someone who eats pie for breakfast they’ll tell you “fuck off, I’m eating pie”