I also think that childhood will be much nicer after the revolution

Because

Those magical, pinterest gorgeous, birthdays will be available to all kids not just the children of the rich,
Years of parental leave for all parents, as honestly increases in efficiency have meant much less labor is needed to produce everything society needs (and wants), so parents will be able to take a biiig chunk of time off to raise their child
Group childcare will mean parents will also be able to take a break as needed.
No kid’ll get bullied because of what clothes or toys they do or don’t have because clothes won’t be status symbols, just personal expression, and the coolest toys will be equally available to all children.
State of the art awesome playgrounds, with a ton of thought and creativity put in because it turns out there are a ton of spare resources when we aren’t giving them all to the ultra rich.
Kickass, results based education (no more getting teenagers up early when they’re not supposed to be up, no more homework which has been shown not to improve learning)
Parents who are never stressed about money will be more loving and patient.
Single parents won’t have to struggle to make ends meet and will be given as much help and support as they need
No more children of color taken from loving families by racist assholes.
People won’t have to wait till they’re “established” to have kids, so you’ll be able to have them when you still can crawl around on the floor and have plenty of energy (and if you are older society will help you out if you need it)
Children get to focus on developing into being great people instead of effective laborers for capitalist overlords.
Healthy, tasty food available for all children
Vaccinations are mandatory.
Great teachers who are there because they want to be, schools that are beautiful, comfortable and never underfunded
Teenagers will have greater independence and greater safety

I wonder how we’ll handle breast feeding after the revolution?

Like I imagine plenty of people will still feed their babby off their own tiddy, but, like there’ll probably be milk banks for people who can’t breast feed, and people will be able to donate as they would with blood (cause like you produce milk as long as you continue to stimulate milk production by having that milk get used, right?)?

Cause like adopted kids, kids of people who can’t breast feed for any number of reasons and so on deserve the health benefits of breast milk.

I can’t wait to run a leftist parenting blog

And call it “the commie mommy”

When I have kids I’m bringing them to IWW Organizer Trainings from the time they can talk

to teach em’ to organize from birth… get those little fuckers unionizing their second grade classmates, teach em’ rhetoric and debate and unleash them on the world.

My Kids Are Going To Hate Bringing Partners Home:

“So what are your pronouns? Do you two need protection? I always make sure the kidlet has some condoms on them and they know how to make one into a dental dam, but if you need more I have plenty, you need flavored? Premade dental dams? Good good. So are you in a union? Good, good glad to hear it. Oh it’s AFL… oh well that’s a shame, would you like some literature on what’s wrong with them? Would you like a pot roast? I know you’re going out, I mean to take with you. Well I just want to make sure you both eat something. Oh, you can’t go to that restaurant, I heard the owner use a racial slur and he underpays his workers, try this little family run place. Do you want the car? You can take that car, but if you want to have sex in the back seat just make sure to clean up afterwards and one of the handles on the doors is hinky so don’t get trapped. Are you sure you don’t want that pot roast? I’m just gonna pack up that pot roast and some condoms”

The response I expect:
“MA!”