3121 by Prince

Opens medicinal and weird on me. It doesn’t actually smell of cough drops, but it has that feeling, strange and astringent but then it blossoms into something sweeter softer and more gentle as the gardenia blooms and the jasmine adds its heady richness, with lily of the valley and orange blossom adding something wet and almost soapy with the earthy patch in the background, unisex and sexy. The first time I tried this, I thought I hated it, but you just have to give it time to develop. Really gorgeous.

Petale Noir by Agent Provocateur

Is a heavenly wet floral leather.  It’s like sex in a magical garden on a spring day just after it’s rained and it’s all misty and everything smells clean and green and fresh and floral and yet somehow it’s not soapy or innocent, it’s petal pink lingerie with nothing virginal about it.

It’s a dark carnal floral, elements that shouldn’t work together but do.

Yesssss.