I like almost every perfume, I am a liker of perfume. Sending me stuff to review is a great idea because I’m very positive about perfume in general. Unless your product performs seriously badly or contains significant amounts of lavender or coconut… I’m probably going to find something to like about it, without being at all dishonest, I will tell people what’s awesome about it and help it get to people who dig it.
Tag: perfume
Do I Go To The Mall To Test The New Tresor Flanker Even Though I’ve Not Felt Well All Day?
Is it even out in the states yet?
If you like headshop smell (You know the smell I mean, stop lying)
You will love Musc by Molinard. It’s so freaking good, it’s like the good bits of hippy stench bottled.
Seriously, try it.
Calvin Kline Obsession for Agender People
Calvin Kline Obsession for genderqueer people
Calvin Kline Obsession for genderfluid people
Calvin Kline Obsession for bigender people
Calvin Kline Obsession for culturally specific gender categories sold only in specific markets.
GUYS I JUST INVENTED A WAY TO RELEASE NEW FLANKERS.
Silver by Al-Rehab
Fresh and cool, like iced tea with lemon and a little fruit of some sort. It’s androgynous and ultra chill. It’s not a boring fresh, a fascinating fresh, a unique almost other worldly, mystical misty faerie morning fresh, but not a cloying sweet children’s story book faerie, a folklore morally ambiguous slightly scary faerie, a chilly and beautiful force of nature faerie. This is a beautiful spring morning that might turn to freezing rain you might get lost in.
I am delighted and fascinated.
Think I Might Create And Market A Line Of Fragrances For Various Non-binary genders
Because if we’re going to gender fragrances (which is terribly silly) might as well market some to a market that’s not marketted any yet.
Mad Madame by Juliette Has A Gun
This makes me think of a sweeter, rounder version of Sa Majeste La Rose by Serge Lutens. Lutens’ version is tarter, greener, a little more astringent, this is sweetened with amber and black currant and rounded out by leathery castoreum and warm tolu balsam. It’s cozy and a little dirty, kinda like sunday morning before you shower… kinda like a sunday morning roll in the hay before you shower, when the bed is all warm and nice and they’re all warm and nice and it’s just a warm nice, kinda musky experience.
It starts sharper and greener (but still not as sharp and green as the Lutens creation) and warms and softens, leather and musk coming in, other flowers blooming in the background but the rose always remains. It also somehow reminds me of a less geranium heavy version of Vicky Tiel’s Sirene
Just got samples of Jardin Sur La Toit, an Hermes Orange Fragrance I Can’t Remember The Name Of, Tocade, Freak by Illamasqua, and Van Cleep and Arples Midnight In Paris, along with Bottles of Cabotine (interesting) and Silver by Al-Rehab (AMAZING)
Do I Need A Bottle Of Miss Charming By Juliette Has A Gun?
I already have Mad Madame.
Thoughts?
Madeira’s Perfume Wardrobe and Profile
If you want to know about any of the fragrances I own feel free to ask.
Also if you want to be weird and monitor how much perfume I buy, here’s your chance.