Introduced in 1949, this cheap leather heavy cologne is profoundly offensive and cheap smelling to many modern noses.
Dipper:
Ralph Lauren Polo
We both know he’d go for the manliest manly impossible for him to live up to thing possible, Ralph Lauren a heavy tobacco leather is it.
or
Aquolina Blue Sugar
Something Mable might buy him as a gift.
Mable:
Dosis De Passion
I feel this sour gummi worms scented fragrance is the sort of thing Mable would adore
Alternatively
Dior Hypnotic Poison Eau Sensuelle
Waaaay too heavy, blatantly inappropriate for a girl her age, exactly what she’d wear attempting to romance one of her suitors.
Grenda:
Animale Animale Animale
This 80s power house scent suits the bold and uninhibited Grenda
Candy
Comme Des Garcons 2011 Comme Des Garcons
Flowers and industrial glue, weird enough for Candy
Wendy:
Van Cleef and Arpels Midnight In Paris
This is a really gorgeous men’s scent, leather, incense, benzoin and tea make it a sort of sexy, laid back scent, perfect for the way too cool for you older tomboy you had a crush on in middle school
Soos:
Etat Libre D’Orange Divin Enfant
Orange blossom, marshmallow, tobacco, leather, ideal for a man in touch with his inner child, not a scent Soos would use, but how I imagine he might end up smelling
Agua de Colonia Concentrada
A traditional unisex eau de cologne Soos’s grandmother might have bought him to get him to stop using some god awful body spray.
Robbie:
Ed Hardy Heart’s And Daggers for him
or
Paco Rabanne Black XS
Both say “teenage boy” both say “kinda angsty”
Tambry:
Jimmy Choo Blossom
A very modern, of the moment scent for a very of the moment young lady.
Lazy Susan:
Elizabeth Taylor Passion
A heavy incense and civet sense regarded by many as hellishly old ladyish (but a fragrance I personally love)
Pacifica:
Dior Miss Dior
Luxurious but youthful, sweet but definitely a little “bratty”
Serious hardcore spicy, I feel like garnet would have zero patience for wimpy namby pamby fragrances and would like the “Can kill a man if you overspray” quality of this, but it’s also warm and actually quite lovely, just like Garnet.
Amethyst:
Britney Spears Fantasy
Ultra sugary ultra loud gourmand loaded with cupcake and white chocolate, I feel like she’d be all about the sugary cheap and cheerful in terms of fragrance and would probably have a bunch of body sprays.
Pearl:
Chanel no 5
I suspect she may have walked into a department store and asked for “the best one” and gotten this, finds she likes perfume and gets a little over excited, eventually she’d switch to
Serge Lutens Un Lys
A very delicate lily and lily of the valley scent from a niche house.
or Fredric Malle L’Eau D’Hiver
an ethereal heliotrope with iris, angelica and white musk, extremely fancy.
Steven:
Viktor and Rolf Bon Bon
He’d probably been borrowing Amethyst’s trashy candy fragrances, and Pearl took him to get him a nicer (but still sweet) fragrance.
Connie:
Coty Muguet de Bois
Probably something her mum bought her, a very appropriate for a young lady soft floral, fresh and green, not too ultra girly.
Olympic Orchids Kyphi
I I think as she gets older she’ll shun gendered fragrances and she’d probably like the fact that Kyphi is based on ancient Egyptian recipes for incense.
Rose:
Montale Roses Musk
A lovely rose, massive and yet never overwhelming, always sweet and pleasant.
Greg:
Calvin Klein Obsession For Men
Has been using this as his “dress up” cologne for ages (normally he doesn’t wear any). Warm and friendly and a little silly.
Lapis Lazuli:
Comptoir Sud Pacifique Aqua Motu Eau de Parfum
The scent of the ocean with some lovely florals in its depths.
Peridot:
Comme des Garcons Odeur 71
Metal and green notes and ink, as alien as peridot.
Jasper
Union Gunpowder Rose
Coal and gunpowder combine roses to give it a hint of passion.
Histoires d’ perfume 1876: This heady spicy scent was composed in honor of the famous spy Mata Hari, spicy, ageless, elegant, it suits Natasha to a t.
Or
Novaya Zarya Red Moscow
The first scent produced in Soviet Russia is a spicy, elegant, seductive scent redolent of carnations and iris. It is sensual, powerful and above all the perfect fragrance for an ex-KGB agent.
Thor:
The Vagabond Prince Enchanted Forest
Redolent of fruit and coniferous trees this scent is perfect for an honorable viking warrior.
or
The Vagabond Prince Land Of Warriors
Animalic, leathery, with an undercurrent of leafy greenness.
Captain America:
My headcanon with Steve is that Peggy bought him cologne as a gift once, and he’s been buying the same thing ever since, because it reminds him of her. It would have been a UK brand since that was what would have been available during the war, but before that wore the democratically inexpensive but profoundly pleasant original Old Spice.
From Peggy Geo F. Trumper’s Eau De Portugal
A sophisticated composition of citrus and neroli blossoms with a delicate base of oakmoss. Launched in 1938.
Old Spice Original
A spicy,warm cozy scent as good hearted as Steve himself
Hawkeye:
Calvin Klein Eternity for Men
Very basic, simple. I don’t imagine Clint as a guy who usually wears cologne, and this soapy fresh scent is probably something he has like a 3/4s full bottle of on his dresser and usually forgets.
Tony Stark:
Eau D`Italie Bois d’Ombrie
Tobacco, whisky, cognac from an extraordinarily luxurious line. Tony Stark to a T.
Bruce Banner:
Thierry Mugler A*Men
A surprising choice for mild mannered Bruce, but I think he’d find himself taken with this unique gourmand.
Falcon:
Un Jardin Sur La Toit
This wonderful green garden scent is elegant yet casual and soothing, green and it’s lush greenness is the perfect scent for a man who has terrible memories of a desert.
Guerlain Shalimar
Keeps a bottle of his mother’s perfume around to remind himself of her. His father would get her a bottle every Christmas.
Loki:
Etat Libre D’Orange Tom Of Finland
Domineering,, hard to pull off, unique, conceptual. Vanilla, suede, pine and wood. An unusual fragrance.
Bucky:
Molinard Madrigal Steve brought it back from a mission to France as a gift for him. It is a classic masculine scent, for an all American lad.
Novaya Zarya Chypre
I imagine he smelled a soviet scientist wearing this and asked for a bottle finding it soothing, reminiscent of some lost memory. When he asked they gave him a bottle, as it was a minor request and it seemed to make him happy.
Pepper Potts
Chloe EDP
A soapy business like rose, an iron hand in a velvet glove.
Peggy Carter:
Lanvin My Sin
Before the war she wore this aldehydic classic masterpiece, strong, sensual, however it is a French perfume and during the war she puts the bottle away because of the associations and made due with rose water
Prince Matchabelli Potpourri
During the war she wore Prince Matchabelli’s spicy American creation
Estee Lauder Youth Dew:
After the war she settled on this heavy spicy creation, authoritative and sure of herself
Turns out I have a lot of Avenger’s perfume headcanons, also all of these are historically accurate.
Cigarette smoke, floral perfume, a hint of sweat… opens very fresh dries into something charmingly filthy. It smells like a smoker wearing perfume, it smells how your hair smells after a night in a smoky bar with a trace of last night’s perfume.
It’s a smokey, slutty, sweaty morning after scent, incredibly evocative.
A lush wet fruity floral, the kind of thing a fruity floral should be. It’s complex, interesting, dramatic, and smells extraordinarily, wonderfully luxurious and expensive, no wan dull cheap body wash fruity floral of the celebrity scent school here. Truly unique and absolutely beautiful. Sexy in an expensive dinner dress with a deep decolletage way.
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 