My dog ate a fucking tampon. He pooped it out… that’s how I know. I don’t know how he got it, but somehow that little fucker managed to and god I’m just so… I’m not mad or even disappointed… I’m unsurprised by both his disgusting choices and demoniac ingenuity and very very tired.
Tag: period
I have my period but I am not even remotely crampy… I feel deeply suspicious and wonder what my uterus is up to. WHAT IS IT PLANNING?
TFW your vagina decides to decorate for halloween.
“You don’t need any crappy fake blood, I’ll just send a typhoon of the real stuff pouring down your legs whenever you stand up, see how helpful and considerate I am? No amount of absorbent cotton product can stop my holiday spirit.”
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 