Putting the phone sex operator on hold with the meter running is a power move.

People who put phone sex operators on hold fascinate me. Also please do that.

I Feel Like One Of The Niteflirt Skills I Have

Is taking “endurance” calls. 8 hours, 11 hours, I can fucking do that shit.

Today I Impressed A Pastor With My Knowledge of Theology and Spiritual Wisdom On A Phone Sex Line

and I am proud of myself.

I convinced him that his desire to have sex with men was okay and that he didn’t have to like stay in an unhappy marriage.

Jerry Lewis phone sex line.

We’re nearly on hour 6

This shit is like Olympic endurance phone domination

A+ job Niteflirt callers

Timing your calls for when I’m at the hairdresser or seated across from a tiny child at the Apple Store

So I’ve been on hold with a niteflirt client for like 7 minutes

Like I’m still getting paid, but I’m on hold.

He’s apparently in a session with a dominatrix and wants me to tell her how to humiliate him… oh wait call just ended. That lasted 12 minutes.

What the actual fuck.

Who puts a phone sex call on hold?

Well I’ve just made like 50 bucks off communism

I hope this new listing becomes incredibly popular.

Seriously, spread it around.

Also one of the reasons I sometimes take calls during meals, I haven’t taken a full day off since January of 2014 (Not even Christmas, though I did take a couple of hours off, which was amazing). I haven’t voluntarily taken ANY time off since Christmas.

My line is always on unless I sleep through a call.

I do not take breaks. I work, and I work and I work some more. I take calls in the grocery store and make them sound like I’m having an argument or am a life coach.

I take calls when I’m fucking bathing. I take calls when I should be sleeping. I take calls when I probably technically am sleeping.

So yeah, if you call during breakfast I’m gonna eat my fucking breakfast because I am never not available.

Hi I’m Madeira and I’m a self-destructive workaholic.

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