Whoops, it’s the time of the month where I feel all the emotions again.

Oh yup definitely pmsing

There’s that ol’ hot wings with ranch dressing while masturbating feeling again

Oh for the love of god it’s a cartoon about a romance between two hats

Stop crying immediately. What the fuck is wrong with you?

(the you in this post is me, I am yelling at myself for crying about two hats being separated, as you can see, me drinking tonight was an A+ plan)

Things That Have Made Me Cry When I’m PMSing

The Krampus Movie

The Labor Theory of Value because it is so beautiful

Any number of humorous vines

Things I was masturbating to at the time because they were cute or possibly invoked literally any emotion at all including arousal

The Internationale

Thinking about the bread and roses strike

A psychologist’s report on D because I just love him so much

Not being able to find my eyelash glue

Fanfic for fandoms I’m not in about characters I am not familiar with

Even considering how much I like my friends

Fallout 4 raiders having things like teddy bears in their loot

A Monkees’ song literally right now

The concept of holidays

The kitchen counter

Sour candy because I was enjoying it too much

The amusement I am currently experiencing writing this list.

ALL FEELINGS ARE CRYING

aaaaaaaaaand pms like a motherfucker, an animatronic gorilla is making me tear up

Once I had a gynecologist tell me

“If you want to avoid PMS avoid sugar, red meat and alcohol around your period”

No one has seen her since.

Just FYI In Case Some Of You Haven’t Been Following Me Long Enough To Recognize The Pattern

I get REALLY argumentative for like a week every month. It is the week before my period.

It is a terrible week. This is better than usual, at least I’m not literally arguing with neo-nazis (which is absolutely fucking pointless because reality doesn’t matter to those assholes). Sometimes I literally end up arguing with neo-nazis

XKCD is rather relevant here:

PMS

My Hormones: What you really need to do is listen to Bonnie Tyler’s entire discography and cry.
Me: Wait… what?
My hormones: You heard me, Total Eclipse me!
Me: …really?
My hormones: Yes.
Me: Fine.
Me (five minutes later): *Sobbing* she just has really high standards.