He called the wrong dominatrix

Not metaphorically, he was trying to call a different dominatrix, and then he did it again, trying to call the same other dominatrix.

Also Submissive Dudes Seem To Have Some Misconception That Women Are Really Excited To Humiliate Them

Like dude if you wear your diaper outfit to a bar claiming to have lost a bet, you know how everyone else is going to feel? Mostly uncomfortable, and kind of awkward and probably a little bad for you. IDK what that indicates about their worldview.

The fact that I have not yet managed to get one single one of my subs to go out and sell copies of the Industrial Worker makes me wonder if I’ll ever manage to be on a level with Tony Cliff

Other Funny Dicks I Have Seen

The I’m Pretty Sure It’s Not Supposed To Be That Color: Vaguely greenish in all photos and video I have seen of it, looked like an ugly pickle. I have told the dude repeatedly he should see a doctor.
The Squatch: Not even small, dude was just incredibly hairy, it was elusive, like if bigfoot was a penis
The Pleased To Meetcha: Small and bizarrely expressive, looked like it was smiling and as if it would have talked with a friendly midwestern accent
The Waaaiiiit a minute: A nylon stocking stuffed with batting and colored with magic marker, dude really wanted me to be impressed with his giant fake dong
Glitter dick: Made a dude cover his dick in eyelash glue and then cover it in glitter. He claimed this improved his jerk off experience. WTF.
The OH SWEET JESUS: A dick reduced to a mass of scar tissue from WAAAAYYY too much heavy cbt
The shroom: Giant bright purple head with a skinny very pale shaft, if it hadn’t been attached to him I would have sworn he was trying to pass a mushroom off as his dick