Also one of the reasons I sometimes take calls during meals, I haven’t taken a full day off since January of 2014 (Not even Christmas, though I did take a couple of hours off, which was amazing). I haven’t voluntarily taken ANY time off since Christmas.

My line is always on unless I sleep through a call.

I do not take breaks. I work, and I work and I work some more. I take calls in the grocery store and make them sound like I’m having an argument or am a life coach.

I take calls when I’m fucking bathing. I take calls when I should be sleeping. I take calls when I probably technically am sleeping.

So yeah, if you call during breakfast I’m gonna eat my fucking breakfast because I am never not available.

Hi I’m Madeira and I’m a self-destructive workaholic.

Hour 5.

He’s kinda just mumbling and coughing, and saying “uhhuh” over and over again.

I love you 11 hour guy, never change.

OMG 11 Hour Guy Is Back

The Price Is Right

Sub: Are you free?
Me: No, I’m expensive but I’m not busy.

I Just Came Up With The Best Sadistic Reading Assignment Ever!

“You are going to read the incredibly bad, incredibly long Tokio Hotel slash fic I wrote when I was 18 and write me a book report on each chapter”

I’m also going to make him shove a broom handle up his ass and attempt to sweep the floor with his ass broom.

I’m gonna make another dude glue pennies to his nipples

It’s gonna be awesome.

It’s just better your Linkdin profile stays like this

Words I never expected to say during a phone domination call

Making a sub learn French

They apparently find it highly erotic

Subs Who Say They Want Me To Bring My Friends Along To Humiliate Them:

What they assume my friends are like:

What my friends are actually like: