Like, I’m pretty sure no one says “Oh I’m being so mischievous having joint problems and not being able to stand for long periods of time, I’m such a rascal.”

I’m pretty sure that having mobility issues isn’t a form of impish misbehavior.  

Here are some better names: The assistant scooter, the freedom scooter, the vista scooter, the urbanite scooter, the ride scooter, the giddyup scooter, the freewheeler, the parade scooter, the happy-trails scooter, the smooth ride, the speedseat, the zippy scooter, the speedy scooter, Mr. Wheely, the here-to-there, the lightspeed, the ranger, the comfort cloud, the quick-trip, the mover-shaker (thought that probably implies shitty suspension), the dream-ride, the my-joints-are-fucked-thank-god-for-this-scooter scooter.

ANY OF THOSE MAKE MORE SENSE THAN “RASCAL” 

Why would you call it that?