Pulling a dress up to your waist, zipping it and then pulling it over your boobs because that’s the only way to get em in there even a little
Tag: relatable
Me at nearly 7AM having pleasured myself to Yolandi Visser’s hair for approximately an hour and 45 minutes, eating frozen mango chunks: it’s the really the little things that matter in life. Am I funny?
Me up at 6 AM masturbating to Yolandi Visser’s hair: is it weird that one of my major physical insecurities is my ankles? Holy shit I think I just saw god.