Me: *spends two paragraphs on describing auto repair in a text based erotic roleplay where that is no one’s fetish, does not drive, has never repaired a car*
Me: …good.
Tag: roleplay
Some of the best roleplays my clients have requested:
Mad scientist who captures men and tickles them eternally with a tickling machine
Doc Johnson Tech Support
Electro-convulsive therapy machine where the electrodes were my feet
Augustus Gloop’s mother
Witch who tickles people to death
Queen of the fairies
High priestess of the cut your dick off with scissors cult
Mean hairdresser who takes off too much
Vengeful ghost.
Apple support worker
Any Time A Roleplay Partner Suggests Something Where They Play A Sex Worker I’m Like
“NOPE!”
and then the one time I’m like “I gueeeeessssss” they fuck up so badly I’m just like “nope, done, fuck this” cause they managed to pack like every whorephobic shite stereotype into one post.
So I Was Thinking About Amazon Erotica
I am not prolific enough on my own to make money at it, but when I write with an RP partner I can be extremely prolific.
Would it be weird to make an RP partner a business proposition?
Finding RP Partners
Who are the right balance of arty and nerdy, plus being into the same weird shit I am, plus being good writers, plus finding people who don’t do shit like shota (because I find it utterly reprehensible)
Is fucking hard.
I have complaints.
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 