- The I’m Pretty Sure It’s Not Supposed To Be That Color: Vaguely greenish in all photos and video I have seen of it, looked like an ugly pickle. I have told the dude repeatedly he should see a doctor.
- The Squatch: Not even small, dude was just incredibly hairy, it was elusive, like if bigfoot was a penis
- The Pleased To Meetcha: Small and bizarrely expressive, looked like it was smiling and as if it would have talked with a friendly midwestern accent
- The Waaaiiiit a minute: A nylon stocking stuffed with batting and colored with magic marker, dude really wanted me to be impressed with his giant fake dong
- Glitter dick: Made a dude cover his dick in eyelash glue and then cover it in glitter. He claimed this improved his jerk off experience. WTF.
- The OH SWEET JESUS: A dick reduced to a mass of scar tissue from WAAAAYYY too much heavy cbt
- The shroom: Giant bright purple head with a skinny very pale shaft, if it hadn’t been attached to him I would have sworn he was trying to pass a mushroom off as his dick
Tag: sad penis
I Love It When Humiliation Subs Have Legitimately Funny Dicks
This dude had a little sad breakfast link dick, it looked like it was disappointed in itself. It was just like… resigned to the fact that it was his dick and wasn’t going to try very hard.
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 