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Perfumes For The Sailor Scouts
These are obviously inaccurate as western fragrances were considered rather “extremely slutty” in Japan at the time but:
Usagi:
Aquolina Pink Sugar
Sugary sweet and kinda ditzy, but ultimately good hearted
Mercury:
Kenzo Eau De Fleur de Magnolia
A delicate aquatic magnolia fragrance appropriate for shy Mercury.
Mars:
Etat Libre D’Orange Rossy De Palma
Serge Lutens Fille De Berlin
Suitable for her strong personality, and underlying romantic side
Jupiter:
Nina Ricci L’Air du Temps
Worn because her mother wore it.
or
Nina Ricci Nina
It’s a sweet, pretty girly fragrance the sweet natured Jupiter would love.
Venus:
Chopard Bouquet D’Amour
Sweet, feminine, and yet pragmatic in its staying power.
Uranus
Juliette Has a Gun Gentlewoman
A feminized men’s cologne, as dapper and dandified as she is.
Neptune:
Bobby Brown Beach
A sophisticated unique, beachy fragrance with charming notes of salt and sand, as elegant as Neptune herself.
Saturn:
Guerlain My Insolence Eau De Parfum
A charming sweet violet for mysterious, delicately feminine Saturn.
Pluto:
Loree Rodkin Gothic II
A musty distant strange vanilla, like memories of attics for Pluto who guards the end of the universe.



















