I’m Sure It’s Not Actually A Loophole

But can you imagine if fssws could get around “no selling sex” laws by giving sex away free with purchase of something else?

“Gourmet Fruit Basket, 700$, vaginal with condom for no more than one hour free with purchase”

“Chocolate bar, 100$ blowjob 20 minutes, with condom, free with purchase”

IDK I just think that’d be amusing… mostly because I’m thinking about what weird trinkets workers would end up selling to make it legal.

Captain Obvious

Client: What is therapist roleplay?
Me: It’s a roleplay where I pretend to be a therapist.
Client: What’s demon roleplay?
Me: It’s a roleplay where I pretend to be a demon.
Client: What’s teacher roleplay?
Me: It’s a roleplay where I pretend to be a teacher. In your case I would be teaching remedial using your goddamn brain for one second.

SWERFs Make Me SO Tired

“I’ve talked to survivors blah blah blah blah”

Like bitch, so have I, and they support decrim.

Like when you refuse to listen to us because “your failure to regulate male sexuality to my standards affects me (a bougie academic lady) and thus you are a problem for all women, and can’t be allowed to deal with your own problems internally” I just want to force you to examine your fucking bullshit.

Is it any fucking wonder that “radical” feminists like Gail Dines never say a word about class or labor?