I’m actually going to be so fucking done.
Tag: sex work
I Love Writing Ad Copy For Other Sex Workers
Especially other prodommes/people who specialize in weird shit because then I can get as campy and over the top as I want
(I do this for free for people I know or 25 bucks for people I don’t)
Also it fucking grosses me out when people
Get all “ooh Jack The Ripper” and do fanart and shit.
or with serial killers who targeted sex workers in general (I’m looking at you guy who named his band after the Green River Killer). Your fascination is a tacit endorsement of society’s violence against us.
I Have A Theory On What Happened To Jack The Ripper
I figure a bunch of Whitechapel sex workers (who were going about in armed groups at the time) lured him out, killed him, and dumped him in the Thames and he was never found.
I choose to believe this is what happened.

You know a lot of 19th century artists mostly used models who were sex workers
When did that stop? Now people only make art of us to show how sad we are.
We should start an art movement that’s just sex workers drawing each other regardless of artistic ability
I Hate Seeing Sex Workers Get Competitive With Each Other:
Cause like we should remember, our goal is to take management and clients for all their worth, screwing over each other doesn’t generally get us anywhere good.
I’m Sure It’s Not Actually A Loophole
But can you imagine if fssws could get around “no selling sex” laws by giving sex away free with purchase of something else?
“Gourmet Fruit Basket, 700$, vaginal with condom for no more than one hour free with purchase”
“Chocolate bar, 100$ blowjob 20 minutes, with condom, free with purchase”
IDK I just think that’d be amusing… mostly because I’m thinking about what weird trinkets workers would end up selling to make it legal.
Captain Obvious
Client: What is therapist roleplay?
Me: It’s a roleplay where I pretend to be a therapist.
Client: What’s demon roleplay?
Me: It’s a roleplay where I pretend to be a demon.
Client: What’s teacher roleplay?
Me: It’s a roleplay where I pretend to be a teacher. In your case I would be teaching remedial using your goddamn brain for one second.
SWERFs Make Me SO Tired
“I’ve talked to survivors blah blah blah blah”
Like bitch, so have I, and they support decrim.
Like when you refuse to listen to us because “your failure to regulate male sexuality to my standards affects me (a bougie academic lady) and thus you are a problem for all women, and can’t be allowed to deal with your own problems internally” I just want to force you to examine your fucking bullshit.
Is it any fucking wonder that “radical” feminists like Gail Dines never say a word about class or labor?
I just denied a police officer service because he was a police officer
It felt pretty damned good