Also I totally believe that being a house spouse is a form of sex work/domestic labor

Cause like you get paid for fucking, childcare, and domestic work. It’s just a non stigmatized form of sex work. So like these dudes wives are really sex workers in a sense too, so like if we can arrange solidarity between sex workers against dudes that’d be really cool

I mean yeah traditional housewife? You’re basically a full time full service worker with one client, but society doesn’t think of you as a whore so you try to distance yourself from sex workers. Being a sex worker isn’t a bad thing, it’s just a thing.

You know unfaithful men pitting the women they sleep with against each other is shitty

Solidarity between wives and mistresses as in “let’s take this fucker for all we can get” solidarity. Making you compete gives douchefuck the advantage, don’t let him take it, team up and take everything. Gang up on him
Oh and never marry a really rich dude (we’re talking 1% here) for love, only money. Actually I’m getting an idea for a cute heist story about a pair of lesbian SBs doing this to some particularly douchey dude I’d call it “the long con”

Petition To Replace The Term SWERF with Dingus

From now on we just call them dingus.

“You’re a SWERF” becomes “You’re a dingus”

“SWERFs are ridiculous” becomes “Dinguses are ridiculous”

“What a fucking swerf” becomes “What a fucking dingus”

I Really Wish Providence Had An IU 690 Branch as well as a General Membership Branch

Cause like the meetings with a bunch of other SWs would just be so much fucking fun.

I’ve been up all night working, and dealing with the horror of clients… do I or do I not have the right to demand pancakes?

I’ve had it about up to here with muggles thinking they can talk about sex work

Also yes, non-sex workers, we call you muggles.

Also Re: “Commodification Of Sex Is Terrible” People

Okay, but seriously, when are you okay with people porking?

Like only when they’re in love?

Only when married?

Never?

Like when is the situation one that’s a situation that you approve of sex occurring in?

When People Are Like “ZOMG The Commodification Of Sex!”

I really want to know what they think sex should be like?

Like no one is like “ZOMG the commodification of food” or “ZOMG the commodification of massages” so why sex?

Like isn’t it implicit in that message that sex is somehow “special”

Sex’s “specialness” is what men use to demand feminine “purity”

Sex’s “specialness” is what society uses to justify the rape of women who sleep around.

The idea that sex should be special is utterly rooted in patriarchy and is founded on the denigration of women.

People Say Sex Work Hardens Women Like It’s a Bad Thing

Yes, I am hardened and don’t get the feels as easy as I used to. I love it, I’m tough and I don’t take shit, The only way this is a bad thing is if you’re a dude who wants me to treat you like you’re entitled to something.

My Sexy Tech Support Line Results In The Best Calls

Dude: I’m having trouble with my macbook pro disk drive, it won’t eject a disk
Me: Alright, well try the eject button on your key board
Dude: That’s not working
Me: Try restarting it and after the chime hold down the left mouse button until it ejects
Dude: *Moaning* still nothing.
Me: Try command-E
Dude: *groaning intensifies* still nothing
Me: Okay open the Terminal Application in your Utilities folder, and enter /usr/bin/drutil eject
Dude: *Has intense orgasm*
Me: Whatever floats your boat, man