And IDK, like I feel like I may be a mess in many ways, but if I want to do the doodley do with you-dly-you, you’ll fuckin’ know about it, and I’m pretty sure most of my clothes make me look pretty damned sexy as fuck.

Like if I wanna fuck you, generally I’m pretty good at making you wanna fuck me.

I have that down pat, but now I’m married and mono so like… I should probably give lessons