A List of Shit I Bought With the 500 Or So Bucks I Got in Amazon Money Yesterday

  1. An anklet that says “Sissy boy”
  2. A 12 volt fancy dust buster
  3. A cooling mattress pad
  4. A new squeegee 
  5. A simulated diamond ring
  6. A heavy duty file box
  7. A set of hanging files
  8. 3 pairs of stockings
  9. A water filter replacement 
  10. A pair of black high heeled sandals 
  11. An organizer for holding my cotton pads
  12. A copy of Far Cry 5 for my husband
  13. A set of sew on hooks and eyes
  14. A tub of Drunk Elephant Whipped Lala Retro Cream
  15. A bottle of COSRX Galactomyces Alcohol-Free Toner
  16. A box of HEM incense

There is -16 bucks in my bank account because of my insurance company

Bright side I just spent 230 bucks on myself in the form of gift cards to Macy’s, and luckyscent… I’m getting another 100 bucks to luckyscent soon and with that I shall buy a bottle of Montale’s Full Incense probably.

The last one was spent on a bottle of Histoires de Parfums 1876.

But I’ll have you know I spent the Macy’s gift card on practical things like shoes (Betsey Johnson platform glitter heels), hosiery (sheer stockings) and makeup and no perfume at all.