2 Grand worth of sex toys BECAUSE OF REASONS
Tag: shopping
A List of Shit I Bought With the 500 Or So Bucks I Got in Amazon Money Yesterday
- An anklet that says “Sissy boy”
- A 12 volt fancy dust buster
- A cooling mattress pad
- A new squeegee
- A simulated diamond ring
- A heavy duty file box
- A set of hanging files
- 3 pairs of stockings
- A water filter replacement
- A pair of black high heeled sandals
- An organizer for holding my cotton pads
- A copy of Far Cry 5 for my husband
- A set of sew on hooks and eyes
- A tub of Drunk Elephant Whipped Lala Retro Cream
- A bottle of COSRX Galactomyces Alcohol-Free Toner
- A box of HEM incense
My Recent Amazon Orders:
A 2 pack of wastebaskets
Cleaning products
A new humidifier
A top for D
Lime juice
A blouse for me
A used misery lit book from the 80s
Today I Get
- The Fountain Tarot
- Cozyphones (headphones I can sleep in)
- A contoured memory foam pillow
in other words I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE FUCKING MAIL TO COME
There is no ethical consumption under late capitalism is my shopping mantra

Dream In Lavender Pressed Highlighter (36mm)

Bed of Roses Pressed Glitter (26mm)

Candy Kissed Pressed Highlighter (44mm)
All from LalaCosmeticsShop on Etsy. So excited.
I need a 50 dollar gc
to sephora because I already bought myself a new brush, a new eyeshadow palette and a new highlighter from there… and like ten or so new lipsticks from various places this month but also I NEED this new concealer and another brush so like???
to yourprincessmadeira@gmail.com please.
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A selection of my recent loungewear purchases
Now I can look fabulous all the time AND never actually get dressed














There is -16 bucks in my bank account because of my insurance company
Bright side I just spent 230 bucks on myself in the form of gift cards to Macy’s, and luckyscent… I’m getting another 100 bucks to luckyscent soon and with that I shall buy a bottle of Montale’s Full Incense probably.
The last one was spent on a bottle of Histoires de Parfums 1876.
But I’ll have you know I spent the Macy’s gift card on practical things like shoes (Betsey Johnson platform glitter heels), hosiery (sheer stockings) and makeup and no perfume at all.