People who use the word imbecile to try and sound clever always end up sounding like it’s the only long word they know and they’re terribly pleased with themselves for thinking of it.

It’s like “no, Asher, we can all tell you’re 12 and upset, and I’m sorry but I can tell you right now that trying to pick fights on the internet isn’t a good solution to your prepubescent angst. Let me guess, your daddy is a cop, and your feelings are hurt when people criticize the evil institution of which he is a part because you’re still at that stage where you worship him and think he’s superman”