Lucky you sat down so far away,

So I could move to be a nuisance

Lucky that I have such awful manners

So I won’t move at your insistence 

Baby I would climb the andes solely

To make comments about your body

Never could imagine that I should wholly

keep my grubby hands off somebody

Le do, lo le, lo le
Le do, lo le, lo le
Can’t you see?
I’m such a creep!

Wherever, whenever, I hit on whoever, I’ll be there and you will sneer, I’ll act like I can’t hear

There over, here under
You’ll always have to wonder
Why I chose to pinch your rear
But that’s the deal my dear

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They drip spittle like a fountain
Lucky that my dick is small not humble

I’ve got an ego like a mountain

Fuck you have strong legs like your mother
To run for cover when you need it
so you escape when I chase after
To bother you I’d swim a river

Le do, lo le, lo le
Le do, lo le, lo le
hands on boobs
I grab your boobs 

Wherever, whenever, 

I hit on whoever, 

I’ll be there and you will sneer, 

I’ll act like I can’t hear 

There over, here under
You’ll always have to wonder
Why I chose to pinch your rear
But that’s the deal my dear

Le do, lo le, lo le, lo le
Tell me one more time
That you want
Me to just die

Wherever, whenever,

I hit on whoever,

I’ll be there and you will sneer,

I’ll act like I can’t hear

There over, here under
You’ve got me head over heels
It is just as you feared
It’s your underwear I intend to steal

Wherever, whenever,

I hit on whoever,

I’ll be there and you will sneer,

I’ll act like I can’t hear

There over, here under
You’ve got me head over heels
It is just as you feared
It’s your underwear I intend to steal