If you really really want to help sex workers, ask when we have appointments and then pay us double to stay home and try for a highscore on bejeweled.

If you start a bidding war, think about how much easier it will be for us to retire with you increasing our rates like that.

Instead of trying to criminalize us, our clients or our family members, if you really want to see an end to the sex industry, buy our time.

This is like buying a factory and paying the employees not to be there.  If you want to see the sex industry stop producing what it produces, pay us to do other stuff.

Hire us (for our normal rates) to do nothing, or talk to you, or baby sit, or go out to dinner with you, or hang out watching movies, or go get a manicure.

Call me on niteflirt and just leave the phone off the hook for hours and hours, make sure we’re too busy with you to see clients who actually want sexual labor.

Eventually, you’ll be paying us enough that we’ll become the “entertaining swerfs” industry instead of the sex industry.