I am irrationally terrified of my accountant

She’s a nice lady who gives me tea

The Fact That It’s Been A Slow Month

And December really messed me up (having to go to New Zealand) is making me really worried I won’t be able to afford my real estate taxes in 2 days.

I’ll call the city tomorrow cause the tax collector website is doing something weird as well.

Fuck.

My life is primarily finding out the new and exciting ways government agencies have figured out to fuck up my tax bill

The IRS (when the money is suspiciously not in my bank account): We could not process your payment, please submit payment before the due date to avoid penalty fees. (weeks after deadline)

The compromise of “gigantic beaurocracies” with “no funding” is a TERRIBLE COMPROMISE

I Feel Like Black People Should Be Given A Tax Refund on The Portion Of Their Taxes That Would Have Gone To Police Salaries

Because I don’t think “guy who might kill you or one of your family members” is a service people should be asked to pay for.

I wouldn’t buy that service, it’s a terrible service (frankly they also don’t do a lick of actual work solving actual crimes either, useless bastards) Like it’s not fair that that even exists, and it’s just a fucking insult to force people to pay for it.

If I get elected to city council when I run, I will propose a “No paying to potentially be murdered” bill.