I cannot stop making these

Reading The Fascinating Woman has improved my marriage immensely by reminding me how happy I am to be married to someone who loves, respects and appreciates my artificial, promiscuous, heavily made up, wage earning, undomestic, bleach blonde, acrylic-nailed, fake boobeded, wisecracking self and not a motherfucking Mormon who thinks my value is diminished if I fucking wear anything that has pockets (that’s literally in here)

Finally some useful advice from TFW/TDB (the fascinating woman/the damned book)

You can tell he loves you by his empty bleeding eye sockets and maniacal grin

How to make good choices (according to The Fascinating Woman):

Marina raised her hand. “Yes Marina?” “If I’m ever unsure that something I want to do is right, or wrong, I just ask myself, “What would Jesus do? And instantly I know. It always works for me.”

I am forcibly removed from the temple.

She also apparently slowly becomes the Joker… but y’ know WHATEVER

Men like to put us on a
pedestal

The Damned Book (the Fascinating Woman)
What if I don’t want to be on a pedestal? I’m not Simeon Stylites, for Christ’s sake.

Men are very proud of
their muscles.

The Fascinating Woman

Thanks for that insight, book.

The gender roles in this are sort of like the Skeksis and the Mystics… things that ought to be one thing torn asunder, chopped up into pieces.

Hate Reading “The Fascinating Woman”

Like 1. This quote is literally the worst thing I have ever read “We need to lay aside our self-righteousness and our feminine pride. We need to realize, that many modern ideas, though they sound good in theory, just don’t work in practice. Communism is one such example.”

2. I find nearly everything about the traditionally feminine role except being pretty and maybe like being “nice” stifling and unbearable.

3. Despite all appearances to the contrary, according to this book, I’m absurdly unfeminine.

4. What would a world where we abolished gender roles in favor of everyone behaving based on the instructions of “the fascinating woman” look like?