Me: (to girlfriend who was poking me in the butt with a lube covered strap on) Eeek, you’re going to take my anal virginity.
Girlfriend: You don’t have one.
Me: Me or people in general?
Girlfriend: You.
Me: …yeah I do.
Girlfriend: What?
Me: I’ve never had anal sex.
Girlfriend: Weird, for some reason I thought you’d taken like 12 inch dicks up the ass.
Me: No, why would you think that?
Girlfriend: You’re kind of a whore.
Me: …I can’t believe we’ve been together a year and you thought that the entire time.