Instead Of Aging I’m Just Going To Become A Waxen Corpse-Doll Plastic Surgery Nightmare.

acorporatecourtesan:

lilitharcane:

thepeacockangel:

I won’t get older, I’ll get scarier.

It’s gonna be great.

honestly the reason I want labiaplasty is so I can show off my perfect cooter to all the other old ladies whose vagina/labia probably aged normally and be like bitch you mad my pussy pops severely and yours dont?

Hahahhahahahaha gurl ….

I don’t want labiaplasty until they figure a way to implant teeth.