Sucker 1998 is a genuinely iconic piece of cinema. Not good, just iconic
Tag: vampires
Found out I radicalized someone via facebook today
also that that person and I were facebook friends because of a forum about vampires we were on when we were both 14.
Three cheers for embarrassing vampire communism!
I found the leader of that alabama vampire cult
I want to write a true crime book about on facebook.
He’s dating one of his ex cult members.
He’s also been arrested for a burglary and several more assaults since the whole… vampire cult thing.
He was also keeping and selling exotic reptiles for awhile.
I need to write this book.
Writing a story about jizz eating vampires
immensely self satisfied.
to educate young vampires so that they become a politically moderate force
the anime I’m watching
I Find It Annoying That We Default To “Sire” for The Vampire Who Made Someone A Vampire
Regardless of gender. Like we tend to default to the masculine and use that as the gender neutral and that sucks, like calling everybody “sir” in 90s Star Trek.
Why can’t we ever use the feminine as the gender neutral default.
Fuckit, I say from now on we call them dams instead.
Have you considered gay vampires getting married?
Gay marriage has just been legalized in their state. The vampires are at the courthouse to get their marriage license.
Vampire 1 *checking phone, sees “this couple waited 50 years to get married” story*: Honey, how come we don’t have an article on upworthy? We’ve been waiting for like two hundred years for this!
Vampire 2: Because we look like we’re 19 year olds who haven’t thought this through because, in case you forgot, we’re bloody vampires.
Vampire 1: But we’ve been waiting way longer. I want a news story.
Vampire 2: How does “Vampires reveal themselves to get heart warming human interest clickbait article coverage, are immediately staked” sound as a title?
Vampire 1: Point taken.
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 