Because my body rebels and punishes me when I eat over a certain amount.
Incidentally, I am in immense pain.
Tag: WHY?
Current major fetish:
Watching women get super super short bangs/unusually shaped bangs (v, u, or like rounded, but they have to be super blunt)… what the actual fuck? What even is my sexuality? (I mean like pretty dang gay obvs but like what is it up to? Why is it doing that? Like BANGS TEENY TINY BANGS??? Seriously, how is that erotic?
I don’t even know, and I’m the one masturbating to it.)
Oh for the love of god it’s a cartoon about a romance between two hats
Stop crying immediately. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(the you in this post is me, I am yelling at myself for crying about two hats being separated, as you can see, me drinking tonight was an A+ plan)
What do dudes more than twice my age think they will accomplish by trying to flirt with me in a group for HP Lovecraft fans? Why is this necessary? Why can’t I just say things about monsters? Why is it necessary to post endless photos of scantily clad women with octopus tattoos?
Why?
Fuck it, now I’ll post some photos of scantily clad men with octopus/kraken/cthulhu tats.
All the beefcake/octopus they can stand. Surf and turf here we go.
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 