Question

Can I make death jizz into serious melodrama?

Answer: I don’t know but we’re going to find out.

You know I really hate the “you cannot comprehend my true name, call me this complex unpronounceable series of consonants” trope

Why can’t it be, just once:
“Let me guess, human tongues aren’t able to pronounce your true name?”
“Well no, actually I’m called Larry”

The Living Author I Admire Most

Wants to put a short story I wrote in an anthology.

I am going to die of just like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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My greatest weakness as a writer is an inability to resist describing clothes,” they typed wearing a little black halterneck sundress in a whimsical print of skull decked cupcakes and pink open toed pumps.

I found the leader of that alabama vampire cult

I want to write a true crime book about on facebook.

He’s dating one of his ex cult members.

He’s also been arrested for a burglary and several more assaults since the whole… vampire cult thing.

He was also keeping and selling exotic reptiles for awhile.

I need to write this book.

So who wants to read what I have on jizz eating vampires so far?

A heroin chic skinny German Expressionist James Dean, all cheekbones and kohl rimmed dark eyes with jet black hair falling in his face and long legs in skin tight jeans.

So I Was Thinking About Amazon Erotica

I am not prolific enough on my own to make money at it, but when I write with an RP partner I can be extremely prolific.

Would it be weird to make an RP partner a business proposition?

Another one of the best things I have ever written:

“I am sorry about…“ he trailed off, using a gesture to indicate something that might have been ‘what happened’ or ‘running off without any explanation’ or ‘the fact that your mother walked in on us and you ended up with jizz in your eye’

I Love Writing Ad Copy For Other Sex Workers

Especially other prodommes/people who specialize in weird shit because then I can get as campy and over the top as I want

(I do this for free for people I know or 25 bucks for people I don’t)