- We’re always getting asked to do things that are illegal. ”I want you to fuck me with a strap on and then go down on you.”
- Or things we’re personally uncomfortable with. ”Will you shit on me?”
- Or things that are just a really bad idea ”Will you castrate me with rusty garden shears, mistress?”
- Clients don’t understand what they want ”I’m a pain slut” *after one whallop with a crop* “Ow, NOT LIKE THAT”
- Or give really vague instructions “I’m into being dominated” ”…No shit Sherlock, HOW?”
- Or have no idea what our job actually is. ”Can I fuck you?”
- We end up playing tech support. ”What button do I press to turn off cam on skype?”
- and Everyone HATES to pay us. “If you were a REAL dominant I wouldn’t have to pay you. Even though you pay rent on the dungeon, have to take time out of your day to deal with me, and buy all of the toys and maintain the dungeon and…”
- People don’t understand the economics of what we do. “Why is it so expensive, I mean all I want is to be beaten with two $100+ leather floggers, and tied up on expensive bondage furniture and to have you put a $300+ sensory deprivation hood on me”
- and Sometimes it seems clients don’t hear a word we’re saying. ”I don’t allow sexual contact.” “but can I get a blowjob?”
- Clients are always telling us how to do our job “You’re not demanding enough, all guys want you to be more demanding.” ”You’re too demanding, it’s ruining the fantasy.”
- and they’re scared of the weirdest shit: “What if one of your jealous ex boyfriends breaks in during my session” “I don’t have any exes in the area sir” “…are you sure.”
Still true
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 