lilitharcane:

ponyfiasco:

lilitharcane:

ponyfiasco:

Ugh I honestly miss stripping so much like I’m still so obsessed with my fake tan/hair extensions/7" pleasers/black light glowing bikini stripper aesthetic and I miss pole dancing and putting on my dancing persona but I don’t think any of the clubs where there’s good money would hire me these days bc I have too many tattoos and a dykey haircut and I’m like a jiggly size 12 when I used to be a toned size 10 so I’ll prob just stick to FS

dude i miss that stripper look so bad like man everyone on tumblr trying to be a ~classy hoe~ like loubies and what not but tbh like I really preferred when the only types of shoes in my wardrobe were stripper heels or uggs, no exceptions. 

YESSS I also kinda miss walking to work from the tram with my rolly bag, full hair and makeup done in trackie daks and uggs and seeing other girls at like 7pm on king st doing the exact same thing.

Give me a pair of clear heels and a rhinestone bikini over loubs and a pencil skirt any day

Right? 

full disclosure I looked up trackie dacks and they sound Australian for like like THE BOTTOM HALF OF JUICY TRACK PANTS WHICH IS THE ONLY HALF A EVEN WEAR!?  That’s like my UNIFORM uggs and track pants yo!!!!

oh man oh man plus yeah those trashy ass bikinis and belly chains and cheap ass body spray not ~designer perfume~ or anything and having fake nails man I MISS IT ALL and big lashes and glitter eyeshadow 

Yeah, I mean like I love a rockabilly wiggle dress, but I love a minidress with half my very expensive titties out and plastic shoes.